Thursday, January 22, 2009

Joan Rivers on Plastic Surgery

Joan Rivers (75) knows a thing or two about plastic surgery and men and now she's written a book all about both..... "Men Are Stupid ... And They Like Big Boobs". According to Palm Beach Daily News, Rivers got the idea for the title of her book from Marilyn Monroe herself. She recalls " ... Marilyn whispered to me, 'Men are stupid and they like big boobs,' though she actually used another term that couldn't be put on the cover of a book".

She gives advice such as :
  • Go to a specialist. "If you're getting your eyes done, go to an eye guy. If getting your breasts done, go to the breast specialist. It may be boring for them, but so what?"
  • If you can afford it, get a cardiologist to sit in during the surgery. "Just in case."

  • "Anyone who doesn't use Botox is an idiot. No, I want to look like a Sharpei; of course you do it."
  • "A butt lift is terrific. Of course you don't want to walk around with your butt dragging on the ground."
  • The Catholic Church came down on (plastic surgery) early on. "That's why we have ugly nuns."
  • "I had my first tummy tuck when I went in for a hysterechtomy. I thought I might as well, since they're slicing me open anyway. When I came out of surgery, I was the only woman smiling in the place. Everybody else was crying, 'Oh, I can't have children.' I said, 'I can't wait to hit the beach."

  • Joan Rivers is rumored to have had countless procedures done such as a number of face lifts, a brow lift, cheek lift, eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty), Botox injections, laser skin resurfacing, chemical peels and other procedures.

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